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@photosbyphelps presenting this daring shot of Eliza Jayne @modelelizajayne Fun fact usually the more undressed the model is the dumber the jokes are I tell and straight stupid shit I say to have them laughing and wondering WHY DO SHOOT WITH HIM SO
dominel: faux-loko: 2001cyber-princess: weedporndaily: How not to sell a bong I’m screaming who told him this would work incredible cinema “Shut that shit off.” Is a joke right??
I’ve been laughing hysterically at unfunny things for the past few days, so this probably is nowhere near as funny as it seems to me now. BTW, my mom laughs like Bel. NO. JOKE. It kinda ruins him for me sometimes. :<
whatinsomnia: decided to work off a human tav from this fic’s description of him, which is in turn based on previous bararos work I did. I’d make a joke about a full circle but you’re probably paying attention to rounder things by now.
alohomorashlie: #ashlie look #okay so #this is him #after he plops onto your bed right next to you #and he’s doing this little pose #and he’s trying to tell you jokes and supposedly funny stories #and trying to seduce you
thesilversparkblog: clophalla: thesilversparkblog: clophalla: leeterr: Where is Thanos when you need him? Please erase these people. I miss the times in cod1 when people were bantering left and right and literally no one was talking about fucking
fumbledeegrumble: black-to-the-bones: Mayoral candidate tells audience members ‘Go back to Africa’ No, that’s not a joke. He really said that. How is he even a Mayoral Candidate? Men like him should never be around politics. He will never
holdtightclothing: darillium-night: Update from the man himself The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name. Also this. Which led him to this.
callhill: thickersticker: callhill: A morning mouthful this cock is no joke. Hillary might be on of the few that could get this far on mine. Yeah it’s definitely no joke, that’s why I married him. He has done stuff to me that blows my mind
mycompletefantasies: callhill: thickersticker: callhill: A morning mouthful this cock is no joke. Hillary might be on of the few that could get this far on mine. Yeah it’s definitely no joke, that’s why I married him. He has done stuff to
theconsultingrenegade: bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro
jack–mcnally: This is a joke about how Stalin died. Stalin had a stroke in the morning, he couldn’t get out of bed. His goons were too afraid to wake him up because they would either get yelled at or killed. No one went into Stalin’s room after
bestquius: bestquius: There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
taboopony: Congratulations! Zephyr obtained tentacle fleshlight! Zephyr is aroused and confused at the same time. (mod: inside joke with me and zephyr.. ask him to see him blush. mmmm but if this gets like 30 or maybe 20 note and i might draw zephyr
ask-poison-joke:Happy Easter everybody !! I add Sans because I really really imagined him in this scene . He is the only character who would be able to make a so bad pun and laughing at it . But …. Maybe it was Sapphire who made it …… hmmmmm…
imawhale101: jessicastam: Ok so no Fucking joke I went to school with him and this is terrible and funny at the same time they have been together for a while and It was just a joke
whatthefanverse: I asked a friend a Pokémon joke with Red and Blue/Green and he told me this one so I had to make a comic with it! Red is changing clothes for his Alola clothes. It’s really hard to imagine him without his cap. I draw him like
neon-stratez-star: douyou: huhitsmarc: dinocor: itsjustdopeshit: Too Boss not to reblog. this is dope that was clean! No joke. :D ohshit. I would marry this man and make him do this for me everyday.
cr0tch: PLEASE READ I’M BEGGING YOU GUYS TO HELP ME. STOP SCROLLING :’( This is my best friend, Billy. I’ve known him basically since I was born. Our parents were friends, and it was always the joke between our families that we were going
tastes-like-ciel:bestquius:bestquius:there’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “can you play any metallica?” but the joke is now on him because i just learned how to play the intro riff to master
jenova-amaranth: think-im-finally-clean: moonwatah: aobas-cumface:My 13 yearold sister got asked out as a joke today. She’s now locked herself in her room crying. I swear to god this is the most fucked up thing ever. She won’t speak to me or my
majesticbullshit: talialghuls: raptorific: this is no joke an actual scene from the real show, batman finds out lex luthor is working with the joker and legitimately breaks into his house in the night to angrily glare at him # ben affleck put this
littlemisssweetcakes: @luckied continued from here x ❝ Ah…❞ She stared blankly as he rushed out the door. She was merely joking with him, and yet he was out the door before she could tell him that. It really bother her if he didn’t
tavbrogaytram: NoiJaku headcanon:Because of their age difference, Noiz jokingly called Koujaku “daddy” from time to time. At first it just pissed Koujaku off and made him embarrassed but eventually he got used to it, and then Noiz started to use
u think in some point of their relationship oikawa ever went down on iwaizumi and just gives him this sultry look and whispers “hajime,” before stupidly adding “mashite” or maybe saying it when iwaizumi asks oikawa to call him by his first name
rockscanfly: toosmallortootall: #Steve is so damn impressed with this random guy who turned out to be 1000x cooler than him [x] #oh my god that little shoulder tuck #‘y-yeah #fury #what–what he said’ #‘you don’t get the joke but that’s
thebeautyofmoonlight: dudeufugly: do you think someone, as a joke, just constantly gives him lemon juice and Benedict, being the professional that he is, tries to act his way through it every single time, failing miserably? Every single time.
hajime-nii: list of things that have happened to gintoki’s penis/testicles, please fell free to add more this is important grabbed by an old lady and almost ripped off the lose of his two balls also breakdancing with them floating around him substitued
flutterbyesandpollywogs: armouredswampert: thetransformers: IDW - How To Ride A Dinobot I KNEW ITAS SOON AS I SAW SLASH I NEW“HOUND IS GONNA RIDE IT AND WE’RE GONNA GET A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S CRUSHING HIM”AND HERE WE AREEXCEPT SLASH
sometimes-i-drawthings: Is it hot in here or is it just him? … I made one fire joke and now I’m out, this is what I’ve resorted to, if I draw him again, who knows what awful fire-related phrase I’ll come up with? //this just in, I can’t draw
sweetkimmyopenwomb4use: This is DAY 3 — When the sexy older Armenian neighbor jokingly says “One day, little miss flirty, I am going to Kidnap you and fuck your brains out” Believe him. Every morning when his wife goes off to work, and his
kimmybabygirl4deepbreeding: This is DAY 3 — When the sexy older Armenian neighbor jokingly says “One day, little miss flirty, I am going to Kidnap you and fuck your brains out”. You should believe him. Every morning when his wife goes off to
getlayd: stan Zhang Yixing they said, it will be fun they said…
jayceeedeeewai: fckyeahcutecouples: To my surprise, this is what Theo gave me for our 20 months (July 15) It’s not a promise ring. I remember I’d always joke around about how much I wanted him to get me a promise ring and I got something similar
delilah-briarwood:Yearly reminder not to @ or spam Green Day and Billie Joe Armstrong making jokes about him sleeping for the month or whatever. Wake Me Up When September Ends is a song he wrote about his dad dying. So just Don’t Be An Asshole! This
batmanisagatewaydrug:would you guys have sex in a house where you knew there was a ghost that could be watching the whole time yes or no for context the ghost is a creepy child ghost you can’t have sex with it
snarkbomb: My favorite KH thing is making jokes about Ventus being sleepy. That, and editing him to have green eyes. It just makes more sense! FFXV Textposts Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 Favorite Characters Part 1 and 2 Cinnamon Rolls vs. Sinnamon Rolls
teamgalactica: teamgalactica: a stray cat showed up in my garden earlier and i named him todd howard as a joke but now i have to live with this because my stepfather just said “todd howard didnt eat the cat food i left out for him” this is him
tsunamiwavesurfing: melaboveall: this is one of the guys who killed Alton Sterling tweeted about a week ago. don’t spread this. sam hyde is a comedian, and 4chan trolls made it a long running joke to include him as the/one of the shooters every
bestquius:bestquius:There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.I
anberlyn: my goal in life is to meet chris evans and tell him a joke that is so funny that he makes this face again and then he asks me out on a date
northclackitback: hansoulohoe: adolfziggler: doomsday519: This gotta be a joke (x) How is this not an Onion article? How is this real life? I hope Kanye takes him up on this and beats him to death in the ring
raptorific: this is no joke an actual scene from the real show, batman finds out lex luthor is working with the joker and legitimately breaks into his house in the night to angrily glare at him
exorcistor: heathyr: smiles at dean’s joke smiles at dean’s smile smiles at dean asking him to never change smiles at burger fake smiles to make sam feel better smiles because of dean and sam’s victory this is castiel
entyle: huskyhuddle: darks1deofthemoonz: shotoftexaswhiskey: Breaks my heart. He asked for help and all they gave him was sleeping pills. This is real! ptsd is no joke! If this doesn’t sum up why I want to do what I want to do with my life than
miss-nerdgasmz: Fashion Policeman Neptune putting that Jr. Detective Badge to good use(joke credit to dashingicecream)